Ex-Cheney aide David Addington can't find work

By GottaLaff

On three: One, two, three--- Aw-w-w-w:

David S. Addington, a top aide to Vice President Dick Cheney who was a forceful voice in internal legal debates, is also said to still be looking for work.

Hmmm, I seem to remember another stellar pillar of the BushCo crime family having unemployment issues. What was his name again? Fonzo? Bonzo? Oh yeah. Gonzo.

So David, Gonzo... how's that Bush economy/recession working out for you guys? Ever thought of becoming greeters? I hear the blue vests are awfully becoming, despite being quite the fashion risk. Then again, you two are into hardcore risks, as I recall.