Gramm-pa McCain's Campaign Exaggerates Crowd Size

By GottaLaff

They say if a man has small crowds then he has a small... following:

WVEC-TV: "The Virginia Beach Fire Marshal's office estimated the size of the crowd to be 12,000. A McCain campaign spokeswoman claimed the crowd size was 25,000, but the Convention Center's capacity is only 16,000.

And if a man has to lie about size, well, let's just call him a man with shortcomings and leave it at that..