Gramm-pa McCain Vows to Whip Obama's 'You Know What'

By GottaLaff

So McCain is threatening to whip Obama's you-know-what in Wednesday's debate. The way Obama whipped Grammps' you-know-what in the last two debates?

Republican John McCain vowed Sunday to ''whip'' Democratic rival Barack Obama's ''you-know-what'' when the two presidential candidates meet Wednesday in their final televised debate.

McCain made that pledge as top advisers said he is weighing new economic proposals to help the nation weather the financial crisis. The Arizona senator refused to answer a reporter's question Sunday about what plans he might be considering.

Of course he refused. How many times a day do I use that line? This campaign avoids the press the way we avoid IWRC* Palin's voice.

''We're going to spend a lot of time and after I whip his you-know-what in this debate, we're going to be going out 24/7,'' McCain said.

I never realized Grammps was into spanking. Oh, but I kid the Great Condescender.

Still, McCain promised to run a ''respectful'' campaign in the weeks to come.

''I respect Senator Obama, we will conduct a respectful race and be sure everyone else does too. But there are stark difference between us,'' McCain said.

If he respects Obama so much, why did he allow the hate speech to go on for so long? Why did he refer to Obama as "that one"? Why doesn't he tell IWRC to shut her big, loud, abrasive mouth? His being "respectful" so long after the fact is not unlike a serial abuser apologizing to the abused, and then repeating the same behavior. It makes little difference that his surrogates are doing the dirty work for him.

Meanwhile, Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., said McCain was considering policy proposals that would cut taxes on investments.

''I think it goes along the lines of now's the time to lower tax rates for investors, capital gains tax, dividend tax rates, to make sure that we can get the economy jump-started,'' Graham said on CBS' ''Face the Nation.'' ''It will be a very comprehensive approach to jump-start the economy by allowing capital to be formed easier in America by lowering taxes.'' [...]

The Arizona senator has said his plan is necessary to get thousands of bad mortgages off the books in order to stabilize home values and open up credit. But critics said the plan would do little more than reward financial institutions that made the bad loans to in the first place.

He's willing to abuse the entire country. Over and over and over again.

*"In What Respect, Charlie?"