By GottaLaff
Democratic representative form Washington state, Jim McDermott, suh-naps:
Mr Speaker,
The people in Washington State are very troubled by the fact that King George has been disposed of by King Henry.
We picked up Newsweek magazine today and we have a new King... King Henry?
We're supposed to give him 700 billion dollars of our money. He doesn't want any review. He wants to be able to do whatever he wants with it. He doesn't want any Congressional oversight. And worst of all, the new king is just like the old king: He doesn't want any sacrifice.
He says, "Oh we can't threaten the salares of the investment bankers who drove us into a ditch. We can't get anyone to pay for this."
"This is the third time we've done it with this bunch. First the war, that didn't get paid for. Then the tax cuts, that didn't get paid for, and now King Henry takes over to distribute 700 billion dollars. He's going to be there for four months. And in four months he will make deals and then he'll go out and he'll be able to catch a pass he threw to himself."


13 comments:
Great words. Now stand by them.
A righter thing he ain't never said since I knew him!
How do we know people at those foreign banks won't say "oh, they won't miss 1% if we skim it off...?"
Of all the creative power-grab scenarios people have imagined over the years, this one definitely wins the blue ribbon for stranger-than-fiction.
Meanwhile, Lehman Brothers declares bankruptcy, but sets aside $2.5 billion for BONUSES for the NY staff.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/fury-at-25bn-bonus-for-lehmans-new-york-staff-937560.html
I've never seen anything like this before...I'm still just shaking my head in shock.
All these big numbers...twice the cost of the entire Iraq adventure...and I'm wondering where I'll get the $250 I need yesterday...
I guess it'll trickle down to you any day now.
Somebody please tell me what Bill Clinton's purpose was on Letterman tonight? What is he trying to accomplish? God love him, but everything he does is calculated.
Anyone awake that saw it? WTF?
Well-said, Congressman McDermott. Now it is time for you and your colleagues to show the courage of your convictions. We're waiting.
I didn't catch Letterman. What was Billy Jeff up to tonight?
I haven't the foggiest fucking idea. Why IS he on a media blitz lately?
But he ended his appearance by saying something like..."John McCain served his country and came as close as you can to dying for it...but when people go to vote this year, I think they'll ultimately decide to vote for Obama b/c they'll want change." Huh? WTF?
I'm guessing that was his rather ham-handed way of saying "Noun/Verb/POW" is not reason enough to vote McBush.
Why is he on a media blitz? Probably because he cannot stand sitting on the sidelines.
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